Our Furry and Feathered Residents
Snuggly. Silly. Sassy.

Head of Security
Will
A native of Arkansas and adopted as just a pup, William (Aka Willie, Aka My Dog Will) is a hard working farm dog living his best life. If not on the job, you will find him most of the days snoozing in the living room or on Aleta's bed (aka Will's bed).
Hobbies: Helping Dad around the farm and riding in the tractor.

Yoga Instructor/Snuggle Monster
Oatmeal
You have not lived if you haven't had an Oatmeal hug. One of our friendliest and fluffiest residents. You can always spot him giving the goats or chickens a Yoga Class or trying to unsuccessfully snuggle with them.
Favorite Artist: Early 2000's Shakira

Cuteness Coordinator
Pepper and Kittens
Although sometimes timid, Pepper is one of our cuteness coordinators, and who better to assist her than her recently born kittens. If you need a dose of cuteness you can always come and visit them in the barn's special cat room.
Amazon Wish List: A full time nanny for her crazy kittens

Meditation Coach
Freddie
Zen is one way to describe Freddie. He will help you find your center balance and get rid of all your earthly possessions by ingesting them himself. No need for payments, a good butt scratch or good pair of headphones will be enough for payment.
Favorite Movie: Sleepless in Seattle

Customer Support Lead
Cocoa
He is not only trained with the best when it comes to customer satisfaction (or at least that's what he claims), but he makes it his personal goal to taste anything and everything that is put on the farm to stamp it with the Cocoa seal of approval.
Favorite Quote: "Cocoa is sweet as hot coco" - Cocoa

Resident Influencer
Susie
Susie is a full independent goat with a dream of having more followers than Beyonce. Although she is the smallest and only girl goat in the farm, she is not easily intimidated, putting her brothers in check when she needs the space to record her newest TikTok.
Socials: @Susie - coming soon since it's hard to type on a phone with hooves.

Mischief Project Lead
Jimmy
JIMMY IS THE BEST< NO ONE ELSE LIKE JIMMY>>> HE EVEN HAS LEARNED TO HACK COMPUTERS AND MAKE CHICKEN TYPE WITH BEAK >>> SO SMART THIS JIMMY.
SHF BEST ANIMAL: JIMMY!!!!

Farm Stylist
Felix
Move aside Cocoa Channel and Christian Dior there is a new Designer in town. You can catch Felix wearing his latest design in the farm, and making sure that our halloween party puts the Met Gala to shame by dressing all of our residents.
Favorite Accessory: Straw Hat

Culinary Sensory Evaluator
Bruno
There has been no one so dedicated into finding the perfect flavor that our own Bruno. Trained in Paris and with stings all over the world, Bruno will forage for you flavors and smells you didn't even know existed.
Favorite Flavor: Dry Dirt

Egg Layers Extraordinaire
The Chickens
To put all the chickens and roosters into one bio would be criminal. They all have their own unique personalities. So stay tuned for our Chicken page coming soon!
Hobbies: Loving everyone